kocurt
07-19-2007, 05:44 PM
Looking into the crystal ball for the season I see.......
1. The Oklahoma Sooners avert a near disaster against Miami in Norman. Kyle Wright continually finds himself tangled up in the centers electronic monitoring anklet and the coaches finally remove it on the side lines. The result is an on-field arrest for probation violation of the center AND the offending Miami coaches during a potential game-winning drive in the final seconds. Nobody could know it at the time, but the Sooners miracle win will put them in the MNC. (course I knew)
2. Steve Spurrier and his gamecocks run roughshod over the SEC with the "coach's" latest inovation. Coloring Playbooks. The players quickly grasp the color by numbers plays and audibles and Spurrier seems headed to a MNC when the whole thing unravels at Vanderbilt. The crafty commodores line backing crew picks up on the secret of the Gamecocks success and confuse the offensive line by shouting audibles of thier own. After a stunning 27-21 defeat many uSC fans have nightmares and wake screaming "Cobalt?! Fuscia?! what the hell is Aqua!!!!!"
3. The New York Athletic club holds an emergency meeting do decide what to do with Reggie Bush's hiesman once it is officially announced that Reggie was indeed a cheater. By unanimous vote, last years "hiesman for life" winner Brady Quinn is awarded the trophy making him the first 6 time winner.
4. Lloyd Carr revolutionizes the field position strategy with a stunning "punt on second down" strategem. The Wolverines score 50 points.............for the season and end at 8-5. Lloyd is quoted as saying "I just didnt want to beat ourselves out there."
5. UGA and Virginai Tech meet in the Sugar Bowl again. This time UGA wins it 57-12. The next morning, the mascot uga is found dead in a pool of water with a battery cable still attached to his spiked collar. Witnesses swear they saw a man matching Michael Vick's desription leaving the area.
6. In a even more bizzare ruling than usual, the NCAA piggybacks on to the "hostile" and "abusive" mascot ruling of 06 and determines that any school using anything other than a color as a mascot will be barred from NCAA events. Quick thinking Athletic aids at Tennessee quickly file the papers and snap up the color Orange leaving a baffled Syracuse stuck as the "Lavender".
7. Even though the colors Gold and Cardinal are still open, Pete Carroll decides the Trojans will be known as the "pink"...........................................Nobody seems shocked.
8. Hoping to repeat last years stunnig lightning in a bottle success, Boise State opens each game with a "statue of liberty" play. Bosie fans are stunned when the Broncos finish the season at 2-10......
9.
10. The uncut version of the Soprano's season finale makes a debut on YouTube! To the suprise of many, the person walking through the door at seasons end is..................PETE CARROLL!!! Carroll hands Tony a brown paper bag and says "thanks for talking to your friends at the NCAA". "Long as these keep coming" Tony says as he pats the bag" The NCAA will keep NOT coming to Southern Cal, nice doing business wit ya". Fade to black.............
1. The Oklahoma Sooners avert a near disaster against Miami in Norman. Kyle Wright continually finds himself tangled up in the centers electronic monitoring anklet and the coaches finally remove it on the side lines. The result is an on-field arrest for probation violation of the center AND the offending Miami coaches during a potential game-winning drive in the final seconds. Nobody could know it at the time, but the Sooners miracle win will put them in the MNC. (course I knew)
2. Steve Spurrier and his gamecocks run roughshod over the SEC with the "coach's" latest inovation. Coloring Playbooks. The players quickly grasp the color by numbers plays and audibles and Spurrier seems headed to a MNC when the whole thing unravels at Vanderbilt. The crafty commodores line backing crew picks up on the secret of the Gamecocks success and confuse the offensive line by shouting audibles of thier own. After a stunning 27-21 defeat many uSC fans have nightmares and wake screaming "Cobalt?! Fuscia?! what the hell is Aqua!!!!!"
3. The New York Athletic club holds an emergency meeting do decide what to do with Reggie Bush's hiesman once it is officially announced that Reggie was indeed a cheater. By unanimous vote, last years "hiesman for life" winner Brady Quinn is awarded the trophy making him the first 6 time winner.
4. Lloyd Carr revolutionizes the field position strategy with a stunning "punt on second down" strategem. The Wolverines score 50 points.............for the season and end at 8-5. Lloyd is quoted as saying "I just didnt want to beat ourselves out there."
5. UGA and Virginai Tech meet in the Sugar Bowl again. This time UGA wins it 57-12. The next morning, the mascot uga is found dead in a pool of water with a battery cable still attached to his spiked collar. Witnesses swear they saw a man matching Michael Vick's desription leaving the area.
6. In a even more bizzare ruling than usual, the NCAA piggybacks on to the "hostile" and "abusive" mascot ruling of 06 and determines that any school using anything other than a color as a mascot will be barred from NCAA events. Quick thinking Athletic aids at Tennessee quickly file the papers and snap up the color Orange leaving a baffled Syracuse stuck as the "Lavender".
7. Even though the colors Gold and Cardinal are still open, Pete Carroll decides the Trojans will be known as the "pink"...........................................Nobody seems shocked.
8. Hoping to repeat last years stunnig lightning in a bottle success, Boise State opens each game with a "statue of liberty" play. Bosie fans are stunned when the Broncos finish the season at 2-10......
9.
10. The uncut version of the Soprano's season finale makes a debut on YouTube! To the suprise of many, the person walking through the door at seasons end is..................PETE CARROLL!!! Carroll hands Tony a brown paper bag and says "thanks for talking to your friends at the NCAA". "Long as these keep coming" Tony says as he pats the bag" The NCAA will keep NOT coming to Southern Cal, nice doing business wit ya". Fade to black.............