MOVIE QUOTES!!!

[MasterBevo]

In an effort to lighten things up before the holiday, here's a just-for-fun thread... guranteed NO politics... (from me)... cause, Obama's making my head hurt! :eek: oops.... I take that back, ZERO politics....;)

I will list 5 movie quotes that are either a quote from one of my favorite movies, or just a favorite movie quote.

Let's see who can correctly identify the movie, and who says it....

Then, let's see some of your faves....


1) An enemy had saved my life...
...by the violent murder of one of my best friends.
The world was too ridiculous even to bother to live in it.

1A) You're... You mean you're blind?
Oh, no. My eyes still see. But my heart no longer receives it.


2) You can't leave, all the plants will die!! {Bill Murray, Stripes... as his girlfriend is leaving him}

3) Englishmen don't know what a tongue is for. {Yep! Nicolette, in Braveheart (in French) }

4) "Okay, Kitty Kat. This feels "borderline" inappropriate."

5) Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers.


Those are pretty short, but.. should be pretty easy for this crowd. :D

[Jim]

1) An enemy had saved my life...
...by the violent murder of one of my best friends.
The world was too ridiculous even to bother to live in it.

Sin City


2) Where are the Winnebagos!!!!

National Lampoon's Vacation


3) Englishmen don't know what a tongue is for.

Nigel's Fantastic Trip to France

4) This feels "borderline" inappropriate.

Dirty Santa

5) Oh, king eh? Very nice.

The Mummy

[MasterBevo]

Hmnn... Maybe, they're harder than I thought.... That's an amazing 0-5.

Were you really just throwing darts at a wall of movie posters?? :p

[HellYeahHokie]

I know one:

"You can't leave, all the plants will die (from global warming...oops)

Anyway, that's from Bill Murry in Stripes. The rest, I don't immediately recognize.

Speaking of Stripes, a friend of my who taught Engineering in Thailand for about 8 years visited a class in which some guy (Danish, I think) was trying to teach English. He said it was as bad, or maybe worse, than the class Harold Ramis was teaching in Stripes. He said he was teaching them curse words, just like in Stripes. Perhaps that movie was the teacher's inspiration.

[MasterBevo]

That's a winner!

Actually... there are two quotes from Stripes... as, I changed it while Jim was answering... "Where's the Winnebagos!!!" is also from that movie.

I quote that movie so much, it's officially part of my language. Only a handful of close friends... and, now my sons... know when I'm doing it.

"I had a reaaaallly bad day".
"But, that's me... I'm just an aggressive gambler".
"Who's your friend? Who's your buddy?"
"Weeeeellll, OK soldier.. "
"It's Party-time, Italian style"...

All those are regulars for me... and probably a dozen more.. oh.. like, "I'm a lean, MEAN, FIGHTING MACHINE!!!" :D :D :D

Feel free to add your own...but, NOTHING from "Inconvenient Truth" please. ;)

[Hero1957]

In an effort to lighten things up before the holiday, here's a just-for-fun thread... guranteed NO politics... (from me)... cause, Obama's making my head hurt! :eek: oops.... I take that back, ZERO politics....;)

I will list 5 movie quotes that are either a quote from one of my favorite movies, or just a favorite movie quote.

Let's see who can correctly identify the movie, and who says it....

Then, let's see some of your faves....


1) An enemy had saved my life...
...by the violent murder of one of my best friends.
The world was too ridiculous even to bother to live in it.

2) You can't leave, all the plants will die!!

3) Englishmen don't know what a tongue is for.

4) This feels "borderline" inappropriate.

5) Oh, king eh? Very nice.


Those are pretty short, but.. should be pretty easy for this crowd. :D

Bloody Peasant

[Hero1957]

There's another old saying, Senator: Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.

[Hero1957]

Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship

[Hero1957]

Lisa, I don't need this. I swear to God, I do not need this right now, okay? I've got a judge that's just aching to throw me in jail. An idiot who wants to fight me for two hundred dollars. Slaughtered pigs. Giant loud whistles. I ain't slept in five days. I got no money, a dress code problem, AND a little murder case which, in the balance, holds the lives of two innocent kids. Not to mention your BIOLOGICAL CLOCK - my career, your life, our marriage, and let me see, what else can we pile on? Is there any more $HIT we can pile on to the top of the outcome of this case? Is it possible?
Lisa: [pause] Maybe it was a bad time to bring it up.

[MasterBevo]

Bloody Peasant

I almost disqualified you from guessing... you know my language. ;)

[MasterBevo]

Lisa, I don't need this. I swear to God, I do not need this right now, okay? I've got a judge that's just aching to throw me in jail. An idiot who wants to fight me for two hundred dollars. Slaughtered pigs. Giant loud whistles. I ain't slept in five days. I got no money, a dress code problem, AND a little murder case which, in the balance, holds the lives of two innocent kids. Not to mention your BIOLOGICAL CLOCK - my career, your life, our marriage, and let me see, what else can we pile on? Is there any more $HIT we can pile on to the top of the outcome of this case? Is it possible?
Lisa: [pause] Maybe it was a bad time to bring it up.

Sounds like, My Cousin Vinny... but, I didn't remember her name as being "Lisa"??

[MasterBevo]

Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship

I'm SHOCKED!! :D


http://www.yurasko.net/wfy/uploaded_images/claude-704474.jpg

[Stumpy Stew]

WEll I don't know them all, but No. 3 is from Braveheart.

The Queen's lady in waiting said that, in French of course.

GO APPS!!! BEAT PIRATES!!

[Hero1957]

I almost disqualified you from guessing... you know my language. ;)

;) :D

[Hero1957]

Sounds like, My Cousin Vinny... but, I didn't remember her name as being "Lisa"??

I think she won an Academy Award. Marisa Tomei

Just like a woman...MAYBE, it was a bad time to bring it up.

[Hero1957]

I'm SHOCKED!! :D


http://www.yurasko.net/wfy/uploaded_images/claude-704474.jpg

Some movies just don't know how to end.

Casablanca was THE example of how to do it.

[Hero1957]

1) An enemy had saved my life...
...by the violent murder of one of my best friends.
The world was too ridiculous even to bother to live in it.

Sometimes the Magic works, sometimes it doesn't.

[NCT]

Sometimes the Magic works, sometimes it doesn't.

This life isn't only wicked and sinful: it isn't even any fun.

[NCT]

I might have mentioned it on a thread around here a while back, but when the AFI first came out with the 400 movies to be considered for the top 100 of all time, my brothers, parents, and I sat around the table after a holiday meal and went through the entire list (those who'd merely married into the family retired to another room and napped while we went on and on).

Anyway, the fun part was coming up with secondary quotes for the big movies. As in, instead of "Frankly, my dear...", it would be something like "This war talk's spoiling all the fun at every party this spring".

Instead of "What we got here is failure to communicate", it would be "Get mad at them eggs, boy!"

[MasterBevo]

This life isn't only wicked and sinful: it isn't even any fun.

Oh.. you'd make a gooood wife for a Senator, Mrs. Pendrake! ;)

[MasterBevo]

I might have mentioned it on a thread around here a while back, but when the AFI first came out with the 400 movies to be considered for the top 100 of all time, my brothers, parents, and I sat around the table after a holiday meal and went through the entire list (those who'd merely married into the family retired to another room and napped while we went on and on).

Anyway, the fun part was coming up with secondary quotes for the big movies. As in, instead of "Frankly, my dear...", it would be something like "This war talk's spoiling all the fun at every party this spring".

Instead of "What we got here is failure to communicate", it would be "Get mad at them eggs, boy!"


That must have been a lot of fun!

Things like, " I don't know nothing bout birthin no babies!"

or, "I'm shaking it, Boss!" :D


I wonder, if I could go an entire week, or even day without quoting some movie?? Nah.... no way. :rolleyes:

[NCT]

" I don't know nothing bout birthin no babies!"

Mama says that if you puts a knife under the bed, it cuts the pain in two.

So, she knew something.

[MasterBevo]

WEll I don't know them all, but No. 3 is from Braveheart.

The Queen's lady in waiting said that, in French of course.

GO APPS!!! BEAT PIRATES!!

Wow...that's good. I thought that would be the hardest one... especially since, it's not actually spoken, it's a sub-title....

Great great movie... ANYTIME I'm channel surfin and I hit that, I stop. (unless it's on TBS of course... TOO many commercials.) I also love the Irish guy's line:

"God tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he pretty sure you're fooked." :D

[Hero1957]

Father to a murdered son
Husband to a murdered wife
And I will have my vengeance
in this life or the next

[MasterBevo]

just because...

SHOOT LOW BOYS! They're riding Shetland Ponies!!!

[Hero1957]

Rogers Hornsby was my manager, and he called me a talking pile of pig $hit! And that was when my parents drove all the way down from Michigan to see me play the game! And did I cry? NO! NO!

[Hero1957]

just because...

SHOOT LOW BOYS! They're riding Shetland Ponies!!!

Oh Prarie $hit

[MasterBevo]

How many A$$holes are on this ship??

YO!!!

Keep Firing, A$$holes!!!

[Hero1957]

Don't be so gullible, McFly.

[MasterBevo]

Father to a murdered son
Husband to a murdered wife
And I will have my vengeance
in this life or the next

The creed of the Gladiator!

[MasterBevo]

Father to a murdered son
Husband to a murdered wife
And I will have my vengeance
in this life or the next

The creed of the Gladiator!

[Blue Hen]

A couple of classic sports movie quotes :

" there's no cryin' in Baseball ! "....followed by Hero 57's forementioned Rogers Hornsby quote.

" Wanna have a catch...........Dad ? " That one brought a tear to my eye ( Field Of Dreams)

[Hero1957]

The creed of the Gladiator!

Got to love it.

[Hero1957]

Sounds like, My Cousin Vinny... but, I didn't remember her name as being "Lisa"??

Mona Lisa Vito:D

[Hero1957]

I might have mentioned it on a thread around here a while back, but when the AFI first came out with the 400 movies to be considered for the top 100 of all time, my brothers, parents, and I sat around the table after a holiday meal and went through the entire list (those who'd merely married into the family retired to another room and napped while we went on and on).

Anyway, the fun part was coming up with secondary quotes for the big movies. As in, instead of "Frankly, my dear...", it would be something like "This war talk's spoiling all the fun at every party this spring".

Instead of "What we got here is failure to communicate", it would be "Get mad at them eggs, boy!"

Sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand. ;)

Most people misquote by saying A failure to communicate. Hats off to NCT for getting it exactly right.

[MasterBevo]

Another one I like is:

'We're not one-at-a-timing it here, we're MASS Communicatin!!".

and this one..

" I got 'em boxed in like a turtle's pecker. " from the same quotable character who said:

"Well, I've said it before and I'm going to say it again... There ain't no way, no way, that you could come from my loins."

:D :D :D

[Hero1957]

Another one I like is:

'We're not one-at-a-timing it here, we're MASS Communicatin!!".

:D :D :D
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Pete: You miserable little snake! You stole from my kin!
Ulysses Everett McGill: Who was fixin' to betray us.
Pete: You didn't know that at the time.
Ulysses Everett McGill: So I borrowed it until I did know.
Pete: That don't make no sense!
Ulysses Everett McGill: Pete, it's a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart.

[NCT]

One of my favorite exchanges on film:

Father: Boy, I've lived with mendacity. Why can't you live with it? You've got to. There's nothing to live with but mendacity, is there?

Son: Yes, sir. You can live with this. (gestures to drink)

Father: That's not living. That's dodging away from life.

Son: I want to dodge away from it.

Father: Then why not kill yourself?

Son: Because I like to drink.

[MasterBevo]

One of my favorite exchanges on film:

Father: Boy, I've lived with mendacity. Why can't you live with it? You've got to. There's nothing to live with but mendacity, is there?



Is that from Road to Perdition? Oh... no, that sounds like Paul Newman and Burl Ives.... I never can remember the name of that movie..

Here's another one that cracked me up... but, the movie will be obvious:

" I couldn't be fonder of you if you were my own son. But, well, if you lose a son, it's possible to get another. There's only one Maltese Falcon. "

[MasterBevo]

To help on the original quotes NOT guessed, I have added more lines... :-)

[NCT]

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. And yes, Paul Newman's "Brick" and Burl Ives's "Big Daddy".

[Stumpy Stew]

Mr. Bevo

Since you've added more lines, I figured out No. 5. It is from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

It is full of great lines.

What is the air speed of a Sparrow carrying a coconut?
We are the Knights that go NII!

I fart in your general direction.

I love that film

[Hero1957]

3) Englishmen don't know what a tongue is for. [/B] {Yep! Nicolette, in Braveheart (in French) }[B]

Best subtitle ever.

[Hero1957]

Bevo, You no good dirty Republican.
I know you sent me this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWpU8sX10_4

[Hero1957]

Some things have to be seen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4Kbyte51MY&feature=related

[Hero1957]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch8uCOPbH7I&feature=related

[HellYeahHokie]

In an effort to lighten things up before the holiday, here's a just-for-fun thread... guranteed NO politics... (from me)... cause, Obama's making my head hurt! :eek: oops.... I take that back, ZERO politics....;)

I will list 5 movie quotes that are either a quote from one of my favorite movies, or just a favorite movie quote.

Let's see who can correctly identify the movie, and who says it....

Then, let's see some of your faves....


1) An enemy had saved my life...
...by the violent murder of one of my best friends.
The world was too ridiculous even to bother to live in it.

1A) You're... You mean you're blind?
Oh, no. My eyes still see. But my heart no longer receives it.


2) You can't leave, all the plants will die!! {Bill Murray, Stripes... as his girlfriend is leaving him}

3) Englishmen don't know what a tongue is for. {Yep! Nicolette, in Braveheart (in French) }

4) "Okay, Kitty Kat. This feels "borderline" inappropriate."

5) Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers.


Those are pretty short, but.. should be pretty easy for this crowd. :D


Well, now #5 is obvious. Monty Python and the Holy Grail. And 4 is Wedding Crashers.

Still no clue on #1

[Hero1957]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0-oinyjsk0&feature=related

[Hero1957]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3IFr0CmUsw&feature=related

[Hero1957]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuMQjKiaDTg&feature=related

[Hero1957]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMGMZsKXz94

[tigercpa]

You have lovely hands...do you moisturize?

[Rupturedduck]

"I near soiled myself"???

[Hero1957]

"I near soiled myself"???

One of my favorite of all time

[tigercpa]

No ma'am, we released ourselves on our own recognizance.

[NCT]

Mr. Bevo

Since you've added more lines, I figured out No. 5. It is from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

It is full of great lines.

What is the air speed of a Sparrow carrying a coconut?
We are the Knights that go NII!

I fart in your general direction.

I love that film

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.

[MasterBevo]

Well, now #5 is obvious. Monty Python and the Holy Grail. And 4 is Wedding Crashers.

Still no clue on #1

Well.. weekend is now over... we're home, but with one of AC units not working.... yippee! Back to the real world in a hurry.

Hokie.... Quote 1 is from one of the most quotable movies of all time... and, if you haven't seen it (in UNCUT, non-TBS version)... you owe it to yourself to rent it and watch. It's a bit eccentric at times... but, it also delivers probably THE most powerful political message I have ever seen on film..... and, it's hilariously funny at times....

It's, Dustin Hoffman in, "Little Big Man".

The first time I saw it, was at a small auditorium screening while i was at college at UT. I went with several dorm mates... we snuck several beers in with us, and were REALLY enjoying the first part.... then, got a little surprise.

I repeat... DON'T watch the cut up TV version... it's a waste.

[HellYeahHokie]

It's been a LONG, long time since I saw Little Big Man. I remember finding it very funny, but I don't remember much but the indian who rode his horse backwards.

[Hero1957]

The first time I saw it, was at a small auditorium screening while i was at college at UT. I went with several dorm mates... we snuck several beers in with us, and were REALLY enjoying the first part.... then, got a little surprise.

You know better than to leave us hanging like this.

Give it up.
(Sorry about the AC)

[tigercpa]

Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this point.

[Hero1957]

Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this point.

You got me

[tigercpa]

You got me

Sopranos.

I know it's not a movie. but "it's not TV, it's HBO"