Classic Coach 3 "The Black Helicopters are Circling Edmond again JIm...."

[Don]

....ands when they land, there is gonna be an Obama-inspired rampage coming at you....nat turner, Mandingo, huey newton, paul robeson, stokely carmichael, wilt chamberlain reborn via muslim-voodoo ritual, a drug-crazed sonny liston, malcolm X, Jack johnson carrying a defiled white woman on his shoulder all led by a frothing at the mouth John Brown Zombie are ALL COMING FOR YOU!...i just read this on the paranoiac web site you get your ,.,ahem..."news" from....its about as tenable as all the desperate slander and absurd, embarassing hyperbole you are reduced to right now . 7 more days...the grim, criminal nightmare that has been these 8 years under bush will be over...OBAMA '08!...OBAMA '12!

Keep 'em coming!!!

[Jim]

Keep 'em coming!!!

Originally Posted by Coach 3
....ands when they land, there is gonna be an Obama-inspired rampage coming at you....nat turner, Mandingo, huey newton, paul robeson, stokely carmichael, wilt chamberlain reborn via muslim-voodoo ritual, a drug-crazed sonny liston, malcolm X, Jack johnson carrying a defiled white woman on his shoulder all led by a frothing at the mouth John Brown Zombie are ALL COMING FOR YOU!...i just read this on the paranoiac web site you get your ,.,ahem..."news" from....its about as tenable as all the desperate slander and absurd, embarassing hyperbole you are reduced to right now . 7 more days...the grim, criminal nightmare that has been these 8 years under bush will be over...OBAMA '08!...OBAMA '12!

“Embarrassing hyperbole …”, hey Coach? Actually, I think it is pretty good considering I write this stuff on the fly (my post on Coach3's condition). And all of this “Super Black League” cartoonish stuff is more along the lines of the crap they usually show on something like “Adult Swim”. If this comes from some blog then I think it must have been submitted by Biffy/Heckler who managed to get registered. If it is from FOX NEWS then all I can say is that they do allow both sides to state their case. They probably keep it just to show how moronic your side of the camp really is? And you mention seven more days, blah, blah, blah …

Don, is this a reminder of Coach 3’s condition? He might want to speak with Stan Lee (creator of Spiderman). He might be able to work with something like this.

[Coach 3]

a major oklahoma politician, naturally a republican, stops by a roadside farmers stand to buy some vegetables. the farmer recognizes and greets him and says, "sir, i am glad to be living and voting republican in the reddest state in america...at least we voted for real americans like mr. mccain and evita the moosehunter instead of that there muslim socialist"...the politican states, "yes, this is a good thing, but with all them women, hispanics, young people and egg-headed librul girly men around voting for the leftists, we need to get as may republicans to vote as we can. dammit- we need to preserve the real america. do you have children?", he asks the farmer. the farmer proudly says, "yes sir, i have five, ages 9-17"....the politician says , "good! theres 5 new republican voters coming of age to vote" ...the farmer pauses, and says, "well sir, theres 4- you see my 15 year old son stated last month that he is one of them there " a librul democrats"...the republican politician asks, "why did he do that?"...the farmer replies, "because he learned how to read"....

[Jim]

a major oklahoma politician, naturally a republican, stops by a roadside farmers stand to buy some vegetables. the farmer recognizes and greets him and says, "sir, i am glad to be living and voting republican in the reddest state in america...at least we voted for real americans like mr. mccain and evita the moosehunter instead of that there muslim socialist"...the politican states, "yes, this is a good thing, but with all them women, hispanics, young people and egg-headed librul girly men around voting for the leftists, we need to get as may republicans to vote as we can. dammit- we need to preserve the real america. do you have children?", he asks the farmer. the farmer proudly says, "yes sir, i have five, ages 9-17"....the politician says , "good! theres 5 new republican voters coming of age to vote" ...the farmer pauses, and says, "well sir, theres 4- you see my 15 year old son stated last month that he is one of them there " a librul democrats"...the republican politician asks, "why did he do that?"...the farmer replies, "because he learned how to read"....

ahhh! youthful rebellion. He'll eventually see his mistakes and eventually come to be a person who will recognize a good balance between being progressive and conservative. His own road chosen by him rather than for him. And I thought it wasn't "liberal" anymore but rather, "progressive" ? Need to update your joke book. "Jokes for Dummys" might exist? Check out Barnes and Nobel.