A sampling of questions the media would never ask Barack Obama...

[FLORIDA HERD FAN]

1. How much of your personal wealth have you voluntarily spread around to those who earn less than $250,000 a year?

2. What is black liberation theology, and why did you and your wife choose to expose your children to the teachings of Jeremiah Wright?

3. What do you like and what do you dislike dislike about socialism?

4. What is the difference between William Ayers and Charles Manson?

5. Should a person who is friends with one or more unrepentant domestic terrorists, Marxists and/or terrorist organization officials be eligible for a high-level security clearance?

6. Is your wife still really proud of our country, or was that a one-time thing?

7. What should the U.S. government do to control those bitter small-town Pennsylvanians who cling to their guns and religion?

8. Should U.S. troops be criminally prosecuted for air raiding Afghani villages and killing civilians?

[ZOOMBAG]

I know one thing for absolute certainty....had I ever had a personal relationship with William Ayers or someone like him, I would have NEVER been granted a Top Secret SCI/TK and SIOP clearance....

[Lincoln Tower]

You are going after the "hockey" vote? Really?

[Hail to the Victors Valiant]

Those are good questions to have answered. I would like to know why Obama's mom from conservative Kansas has not been emphasized to capture the attention of the middle-America Republicans.

I would like to hear from McCain how many times he pumped deregulation as the answer for our nation's economy and why he hasn't explained to Joe the Plumber why his tax plan is worse for him than Obama's would be.

[ZOOMBAG]

I think "Joe the Plumber" was quite clear on the issue in stating that he didn't care what the tax plans did for him right now, but wants comfort in knowledge that if/when he ever gets to that success level he won't be punished for it, because anything to the contrary is simply unAmerican.

[Hail to the Victors Valiant]

This seems eloquent coming from you but there's no way Plumber Joe has the capacity to develop this thought.